Jonas's travels: Sapporo, February
Atrocious spelling ahead!
Since I use a laptop (weird keyboard layout and really small keys) with Japanese keyboard layout (even weirder than normal), many typing mistakes are made. If you feel the need to impress me with your proof reading skills, feel free to send e-mails to the address printed further down.
Scrabble continued (20060201)
Today there was Scrabble again, so I am now 27 times champion,
despite not making a very strong showing in either of the two
games. It was also decided that for next time, we should look for
someone who has a mahjong game or similar...
Food? (20060202)
At lunch some sort of natto based food was ordered. Not for me
though. I later decided to try out the Japanese hamburger restaurant
Mos Burger. This I am told is the second best (of many) chain. In
Sweden, this kind of food is quite cheap, but there is a reason no one
pays a lot of money for it... Experience i Japan: slower service (in
Sweden you normally have your food within one minute) but they bring
the food to your table; somewhat surprised (but not unhappy) to find
miitou sousu on my hamburger; they allow smoking in the restaurant in
Japan; surprisingly enough, Swedish fries are a lot more salty than
Japanese ones.
Preparations (20060202)
Preparations for the snow festival has started. If I remember
correctly, I am supposed to go there with no shirt, but "I belong to
Miyuki-chan" written in lipstick on my chest. I am somewhat sceptical
to this idea, though.
Loser (20060202)
No one wants to play Scrabble anymore, so I played online. I keep
losing, though. But here I am winning, with 94 points for one
word, which is good for being me.
Food food and food (20060203)
Today I was shown how pasta should be made. There was also some
sort of traditional enormous sushi-roll-like thing, that they tell me
is supposed to be eaten in a speed eating competition while facing a
wall (unclear as to why). I came in second, but I blame taking many
pictures in the start, thus losing valuable eating time. Tomorrow will
most likely also be a day of food, since there are at least two
parties with free food in my calendar for tomorrow.
Food and culture (20060204)




Today I went to a nice party, where you could make your own traditional food (my first onigiri), learn origami (my first whale), make traditional tea the traditional way (my first macha making experience), write with a big brush (my first pigeon), dress in kimono (I didn't) or make flower arrangements (didn't do this either). As usual, I ate too much. Some friends wanted to make onigiri, but didn't want to eat them, so I graciously volunteered.
More culture (20060204)
On they way home, this poster could be seen amongst posters
showing different aspects of Japanese culture. I had no idea what
these people are doing, but it has now been explained to me that this
is something you do when it is really cold, using really cold
water. The point is to show how much of a man you are, or some
such.
Snow (20060204)
On the way home, we spent some time in a snow storm observing the
preparations for the snow festival. I searched for some friends who
are participating, but had no luck in finding them.
More food and culture (20060204)
Once back home, it was time for another party. There was plenty
of food. I also won coffee in a bingo game (though I don't drink coffee
unless I really really have to). There was also singing of traditional
songs from various countries, trumpets and flutes being played and
salsa being danced.
And more food (20060204)
Since there was too much food at the party, everyone could take
more or less as much as they could carry and bring with them. Since I
live one floor above the party place, I received quite large amounts
of stuff. One pack of wine, some tea and juice, twenty mikan, about 60
pieces of sushi and other things. So I arranged to get the help of
four other willing eaters to finish this off, but it failed. There is
still slightly over 20 pieces of sushi left.
Snow (20060205)

I spent some time at the snow festival today. I took about 300 pictures...
and food (20060205)
Having about 25 pieces of sushi still left, I was thinking it
would be a good chance to even up the score at least a little bit with
these people that keep giving me food and getting nothing in return
(except my charming company of course). The plan back fired as usual,
and I ended up eating lots of other peoples food and reading some
funny English.
and ice (20060205)
I pass through this place almost every day, and it now contains
not only a red light district but also an ice festival. Very nice.
Snow again (20060206)
Since the snow festival in Odori park is now officially open, I
went back and checked it out again. Very nice.
Ice again (20060206-07)


And of course I passed the ice festival again, and again.
Food again (20060208)
And I was of course treated to more food again. Maybe I should
stop being in the house from 6 to midnight to avoid getting further
into debt.
And some more snow (20060209)
Since some of the international teams had not finished their works
when I was visiting the festival, I went by their figures on the way
home today. Very skillfully made.
Food? (20060209)
Someone offered me this. "Very very tasty", I was
assured. Appearances where not convincing. While not bad, the smoked fish
in Sweden is better than this.
Poker (20060210)
Today was finally the day of the foreign barbarians' poker
party. Which in the traditional way started with lots of food. I
managed to leave the poker table richer (a whole ten yen) than I arrived.
More snow festivals (20060211)
With a refreshing four hours of sleep after the poker game, it
was time to go to a snow festival again. This time accompanied by
Japanese people guiding Americans around. Also, about half the
population of Japan seemed to have gone to the same place. There was a
large slide you could ride. Under the condition that you were willing
to wait four hours in a very very cold wind. Which we were not, so we
departed quite quickly.
Ice cream (20060211)
Small Japanese girls ordered ice cream more or less larger than
themselves. Very large. Quite expensive too.
Weird Japanese candy (20060211)
This is candy which tastes of Jingis Khan, which is a dish with
lamb chops and garlic. Not perhaps the most common taste for candy
back home... Whilst surprising, the taste was not really
unpleasant.
Izakaya (20060211)
The day was finished of at a Japanese izakaya, with various weird
"food", which was quite nice. As someone put it: "todays lesson:
Americans can sure eat a lot, huh".
Wakasagi fishing (20060212)
Today was the day to try wakasagi fishing, which means you sit on
top of the lake, on the ice, trying to catch fish through a small
hole. People also do this back home, though I had never tried it
before. Because of a snow storm and cold weather (not the amusingly
large amounts of snow stuck in the hair of the guy in the first
picture) this was not as pleasant as expected. All tents were already
rented. Some people said that we could probably stand to do some
fishing without a tent. The same person the quickly disappeared and
hid in the tent of a nice veteran, who also offered some soup, while
the rest of us did the actual fishing. After about thirty minutes, a
small fish was caught, and we gave up and went to an onsen
instead.
Army flash back (20060212)
On account of the driver not seeing where the road was anymore (snow
storm, about two meters of not very clear sight) there was a stop in
the middle of the road, waiting for better weather. Since none seemed
forthcoming, I did the job of running in front of the car, showing
where the road was and waving my arms like crazy when oncoming traffic
(who also couldn't see anything) or other waiting cars showed up. This
gave rise to quite a lot of ice on my face and hair, though a lot had
melted when I finally dug out my camera from the snow protected space
it was hiding in. Army training in northern Sweden also contained
quite a bit of leading vehicles around in large amounts of snow.
Food (20060212)
The original plan called for making tempura (drowning food, in
this case fish, in boiling oil) of the enormous catch. Having caught
relatively small amounts of fish (first photo only) it didn't seem to
be enough for seven people. We made tempura of lots of other stuff
too, to make up for this. The shrimps were a lot crunchier than
expected from precious experiences, but according to the cooking
chief this is how it is supposed to be... I too joined in the cooking
and had my face splattered with boiling oil when some vegetables
exploded. This gave rise to red spots on my face, which were
"funny". It was also a bit painful. No one took pictures
though... Japanese customs are different from back home.
Lucky in love? (20060212)
We rounded of the night with card games, here a game where it is
good to have high cards. According to the adage "lucky in love,
unlucky in cards", I should have quite some love coming my way in the
near future...
Home sick (20060213)
A neighbor managed to damage his leg when playing ping pong (a
notoriously dangerous sport...). This gives rise to fond memories of
the fencing I used to do
in Sweden.
Those were some good times. Here you also get the benefit of women
running to your room, calling you offering donuts and crazy Swedes
taking pictures (though this is the same as in Sweden) when you get
hurt. Though these cold hearted women seem to be mostly laughing at the injured
party (which of course also reminds me of home).
Valentine preparations (20060213)
In Japan, as opposed to basically the rest of the world, on
Valentines day, women give chocolate or cakes to men. To boyfriends
and the like, but also to all men at work and so on. This is the
preparations made by one of my neighbors. Having neither a job nor a
girlfriend at the moment, it seems likely I will receive very
little. Though I think the benefits of not having to work outweighs
the not receiving cakes stuff. Also, men are supposed to return the
favor one month later.
Red, the color of... (20060214)
Today saw the first shedding of blood related to my fencing
practice in Japan, which was certainly about time. Of course, it was
my blood, but a very tiny amount. Not really enough to make me feel
like in the good old
days. Nothing says "manly" more than getting beaten up buy small
Japanese girls and whining about almost invisible amounts of blood (as
a side note, no one showed up with food in my room when I got
hurt... see above for comparisons to other people).
S:t Valentine, the old bastard (20060214)
Today was Valentines day. The Japanese are as in so many other
areas completely weird compared to other parts of the world. As
mentioned, girls give chocolate or cakes to boys, which seems like a
fine if somewhat unexpected tradition (since I am on the receiving
end). It was however explained to me today that the expectation is
that on March 14 boys return the favor tenfold, so it is more of a
one month 1000% investment from the girls... It still looked like I
could get away cheaply for long parts of the day, since I even ended
up cooking my own food (first picture, quite appalling). I then
received some things, even from another boy if I understood correctly
(always unlikely though)... It might turn out to be an expensive
March, though I still have hopes for playing out the "but I am in
Tokyo that day" card.
Food? (20060215)
Today I was treated to this. They tell me it is a potato (sweet
potato). There is basically no taste at all, so not that bad, I
guess.
Work (20060216)
Today someone was doing something at work. This was work not done
by me, i.e. the best kind of work.
Free food (20060217)
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Today there was a party for new exchange students and exchange
students who are finishing up. There was the normal endless parade of
speeches followed by free food. Since it was both my welcome and
farewell party at the same time, I felt I should probably eat twice as
much as other people. This worked so-so. There were quite a few people
from my lab, and more than fifteen from my student house (two of which
stole most of the cakes I had managed to gather before the hungry
hordes attacked the cake collection).
Giving Sweden a bad reputation (20060218)
Today I spent about one and a half hour talking about Sweden in
Japanese. Most things I tried to say were probably true. People seemed
to be quite happy, despite me giving out liquorice, infamous among
Japanese acquaintances as the most horrible food-like substance in
existence. People even asked for more after the presentation.
More snow related festivals (20060218)
After my bad mouthing Sweden and insulting the proper
pronunciation of Japanese, I went to Otaru to watch snow lanterns. It
was quite nice, but too cold for some in the company, so we only
watched about half of the festival.
Chance (20060218)
Last time I was in Otaru, I met this guy. Of course, he was there
today too, despite living in Sapporo.
Food (20060218)
We ended up at a conveyer belt sushi restaurant. When leaving, I
diplomatically pointed out that the woman two steps to the left of me
had eaten more than anyone else in our party. Quite a feat.
Cakes (20060218)
The same woman then wanted to have something sweet to eat, and
luckily I had received some Japanese sweet things after my
presentation earlier. Why there are flowers and leaves on the cakes, I
don't know, but you are supposed to eat them.
More free food (20060219)
Today I once again had to get up early in the morning, since my
regular Sunday business had to take place before a somewhat long
symposium regarding foreigners in Sapporo. At the end, there was free
food, including meat balls, the Swedish specialty (though these did
not taste like the ones in Sweden).
Swedish (20060219)
While shopping for clothes for my fencing presentation, I ran
across a sign in Swedish. The same message as in Harajuku, and the
clothes being sold are also similar. Maybe there is something in this
Swedish message that I don't understand, because to me it seems
completely unrelated to selling clothes and restaurants.
Factory (20060220)
Today me and some friends went to Sapporo Factory, an old beer
factory that now contains museums, health spas, shops and
restaurants. Very nice interiors.
Swedish (20060220)
Today was also the day of finding Swedish words, such as
ombudsman (though in Japanese it is spelled onbuzuman) and Swedish
furniture with our flag.
Candy (20060220)
There was a store selling licorice, which some of my Japanese
acquaintances think is possibly the most disgusting thing on earth
(though it is quite popular in Sweden). The candy here was about four
times more expensive than candy is where I lived in Sweden
though. This is surprising, since most things are cheaper in Japan
than back home.
Kendo (20060223)
Today I watched (parts of) a kendo practice. It seem very
different from what I practiced back home. No kicking people who are
lying down, for instance.
Food (20060224)
Today was relatively unspectacular, photowise. I held a
presentation about Swedish in Japanese at the university, played
badminton with hordes of Chinese people and waited (and waited and
waited) for a late student of European martial arts, for some
preparations for the house festival. I ended up eating this bread for
dinner.
Skating (20060225)
Today I went ice skating for the first time in over ten years. It
turns out I'm still not very good, though I can go forward and
turn... I didn't fall down at least.
Food (20060225)
For some reason there were enormous amounts of free shabu-shabu
available today, so I ate way too much. Very nice.
House festival (20060226)
Today was the house festival. I had some pictures from my
presentation of Sweden printed and put on a wall. Nearby there was a
presentation of Finland, which was way more ambitious and included
(ammoniac based) candy and bread. So Finland may have won the poster
presentation today, but Sweden won the ice hockey final... Apart from
this there were many interesting things do eat and see at the
festival, such as a crazy Swedish guy flying through the air and
hurting himself on the stage (most spectacular entrance award goes to
me, though). There was also yosakoi dancing, Finnish trumpet music,
Taiwanese singing, mochi making, tea ceremonies, origami, and many
many more things to do.
Party (20060226)
After the festival, there was a party. I was interviewed in front
of everyone, in Japanese. Always fun to make the foreigners embarrass
themselves, I guess. There was also two live sushi chefs and the usual
huge amounts of food and a bingo game (I had no luck what so ever
though). There was also free alcohol, which made some people change
the color of their faces.
The second party (20060226)
Since there was still time and food left, we continued with one
more party a few floors above. More food, more alcohol and a lot
of card games. I also received some rice, in a sort of girly shape, since I have an empty
fridge and no one else could fit more rice in their
fridges. There evidently is such a thing as too much free
food. But there does not seem to be such a thing as too many tea
leaves when making tea...
Leftovers (20060227)
Since there was food still left from yesterday, more food was made
in the company of friends. This is about half of it. There was still a
lot of food left after this though.
Complaints should likely be sent to Jonas. If you would like to have a high resolution copy of one of these images (or some other you suspect I have), please feel free to let me know.